Kevorkian knew how to kill people.
And ride to oblivion.
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As of July 8, I have more views than actual famous people.
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His career ended before mine ever started and he was alive twice as long as me.
I’m a failure multi-generationally.
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That number is really weird. What is going on? Who are you people?
I think of religion and alcohol in the same way. A little bit isn’t going to cause any problems, but too much and I’m going to turn into an asshole.
Sitting in the food court while a teenager takes out his sexual frustration on an innocent piano. He might actually sound nice if every time he pounded the keys didn’t sound like a cry for help.
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That is a weird number of folks keeping track of me.
I beat level 263 on Candy Crush Saga.
Tomorrow’s accomplishment is to not cry when I realize most of my high school classmates own a home.