Hiding Your Friends On Facebook?

April 21st, 2014

If you hide your friends on facebook, then I can only think that you’re sad and somewhat ashamed of them.

I’m easily distracted.

Starbucks!

Where’s The Pity?

April 21st, 2014

Where!

Just A Thought About Relationships.

April 17th, 2014

Long-term relationships are a type of Stockholm Syndrome.

Google+ Views!

April 17th, 2014

Let’s see what’s new today.

12,390 views. Fun! One more than yesterday.

Google+ Views!

April 17th, 2014

So much fun. Someone is totally stalking me on the internet. I have more views of my Google+ profile than actual real people!

Stats for today.

12,389 views.

Marc Maron - 43,014 views.

I know, his is higher but I have 1 follower and he has many. That’s just weird.

I Accept The #100fuckingdays Challenge!

April 17th, 2014

#100fuckingdays is a challenge to post for a 100 days the horrible meaningless existence that plagues all of us.

The challenge is a three fold journey into the heart of the grinding bloodless wasteland of our lives.

1. We reflect upon the horrible day we have had and document it for the billions of people who are not reading our facebook, twitter, blogs, etc. to enhance our feelings of isolation and rejection.

2. We articulate our feelings to focus like a laser our hatred and resentment for those who infect our lives and ruin our chances of happiness while they lecture us as to how our pitiful existence could be changed by just a little more work and positive attitude.

3. Leave a trail of the signs of our slow descent into madness for law enforcement and Fox News hosts to point at and blame the Obama administration for the failure of the Affordable Care Act.

I Stare In Wonder, Amazement, and Horror

April 17th, 2014

Muppet Christ Superstar

Go Internet Stalker!

April 15th, 2014

I have an internet stalker. Statistics will prove this. Go me.

Facebook Friends v. Real Friends

April 8th, 2014

Friends on Facebook are really quite similar to those in real life.

They don’t tend to talk to me until they need something.

Cocks.

Christians and Me.

April 1st, 2014

I find that I get fewer hugs from Christians, especially the “hardcore” ones.

They just seem to know better.